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me (dating a girl named liz and also taking a delicious lasagna out of the oven): hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke
simplykeji:


Heeeeere’s Foxy!

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simplykeji:

Heeeeere’s Foxy!

Please follow my art blog if you’d like to see more of my art!

sensorium139:

tangledbeast:

I’ve seen a lot of people loving that “Yee” vid and I want to show y’all where it’s from if you didn’t already know because, lord, is it a treasure.

I present to you Dinosaur Adventure a masterpiece from Dingo Pictures. The whole film (if you can call it that) is on this guy’s channel and I highly recommend a watch. Highlights includes:

  • The spiky dinosaur speaking entirely in rhyme
  • A cussing child
  • Duck narrator that sounds like she’s coming on to you
  • Vegetarian propoganda
  • Gorillas for some reason

IT’S BY THE SAME PEOPLE THAT MADE THE ANIMAL SOCCER WORLD GAME OMFG .

touchingtennantshair:

thewaywardqueen:

jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???

IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’

SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT

SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS

DEAR SKINNY GIRLS COMPLAINING: I’M SORRY THAT WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY WROTE A SONG THAT TELS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL, IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD (EVEN THOUGH IT’S BODY POSITIVE FOR ALL TYPES). IT FEELS FUCKING AWFUL, DOESN’T IT.

chickenstab:

have you finished with those erens

chickenstab:

have you finished with those erens

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

problemactic:

"drop down and give me 20!"

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adore-castiel:

thisisglorious:

faeriesandlakes:

concious-anonymous:

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

How would girls feel if it said “Female Tears” ??

Oh lord.

probably

the

same

way

we

feel

when

we

see

these.

FUCKING THANK YOU

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(Source: cr33pyb0y)

memebuscemi:

memebuscemi:

apparantly soulja boy made a song about kony amazing

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mariowiki:

Do you think by the 5th night whoever is working at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza is just so used to these demonic ass robots that whenever they see them on the screen theyre just like

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hibrid56:

quick roxy doodle

hibrid56:

quick roxy doodle

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring

goatcorporation:

digivolvin:

YEE

i’ve watched this more than 20 times today

is that benedict cumberbatch

(Source: princesshimelda)

(Source: jerryseinfeldsskeleton)